Clarification

Well, Nation, it seems I made a bit of an "uh-oh" on a little comment I made somewhere on these vast Internets.

When I mentioned that: everyone knows all foreigners are men, and all women run around wearing scarfs on their heads screaming "Allah Ackbar!" and setting themselves on fire", what I really meant was: "all foreign folks on the Internets are men, and all foreign women... run around wearing scarfs on their heads screaming "Allah Ackbar!" and setting themselves on fire".

Another important clarification: by "foreign", I mean those who aren't affiliated with God's country in any positive way. For instance, the UK (while technically foreign) and most of Europe (with the exception of France) are not included in this list. Also, if you're Canadian or from South America, you're asked to convert to Americanism before you can be treated as "non-foreign". It's simple, just reject your foreign-ness and accept the supremacy of the non-foreign countries (and the ultimate supremacy of God's Country).

So, as you can see, the only people who could possibly be offended (aside from ignorant liberals who think everyone else's problem is their own, and gay homosexuals/straight heterosexuals) would be your actual foreigners. Since we all know that they're the root of all evil (hence the "Axis of Evil" doesn't include God's Countries or our positive allies (read above)), we don't have to feel bad that they were "offended".

After all, they're offended at everything that happens. Just this past weekend, someone put a car bomb on my personal assistant's car. Jimmy never did like hospitals...

So, as you can clearly see, it's not that I'm "xenophobic" like you wordinistas claim (I hate big words), but that I feel the Truth in ways you can't fathom (er... understand. Fathom's too big-word-y).