Iran's Involvement in Iraq

Nation, it's a great day for us all. Finally, the Greatest President Ever(!) has figured out who is killing our troops. It's not the insurgents like we once thought, but Iran.

These people are inherantly evil, wishing to do us only evil. Their "12 member ruling council" (also known as the "Knights of the Round Table" in Archland) and "President" (Ahmenijad) all wish death upon us, God's Country.

Worse yet, they are the insurgents. The people we're fighting over there aren't just little old Iraqis who feel we shouldn't be there, but Iranians disguised as Iraqis (something I hear is hard to do). The real Iraqis love us, have continually welcomed us as liberators, and continually support our troops (unlike the liberals).

The only thing that distresses me more than Iran's existance is how the liberals are painting this as a massive provocation of Iran so that we can invade them. The thing is, we don't need provocation. We already feel they're evil, and we're announcing to the world this feeling. All we're doing now is giving them a sort of "warning shot" before we go over there and nail them.

Unlike you liberals, we follow the Civilized Rules of War, which ask that we fire a warning shot before we go about nailing people en masse (assassinations are another thing). Without this, we'd be what? That's right, terrorists. I don't know about you, but I'm no terrorist.