Thursday, January 25, 2007

Person of the Year

I never did congratulate myself for being named Time Magazine's winner of Person of the Year in 2006.

I'm personally very glad that they finally recognized me, although I'm sad that Dr. Colbert took sole credit for the award. After all, if it weren't for people like me, you wouldn't have such things as Architecturalism and the Truth.

Of course, some people (falsely) claim that they are the ones who won, or that we "all" won. Well, I'll tell you the Truth. You didn't win, Dr. Colbert and I did. In fact, we won for you, so that you wouldn't be bothered with traveling to the awards ceremony. We did you a favor, so show us a little gratitude.

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