Clot of Cheney

Lately, it seems Vice GPE(!) Cheney has had all the bad luck. From his various heart attacks to his misaligned rifle scope, he's been in some tough spots. However, this last week has been especially hard on him.

From Islamofacists trying to blow him up (don't they know he's invincible?) to those 65 hours on a plane, he's had a tough time. So, let's welcome him back to God's Country and remind him that he's perfectly safe in the Cave (the only underground bunker superior (in only the smallest way) to the ColCave (Dr. Colbert's underground bunker. The Cave is superior in that it is a smaller word, and has a nanometer more shielding around it (Dr. Colbert opted instead to gold-plate the door to his own private room)).

In the meantime, let's bring out Mr. Cheney's clone, the "Prime Minister of Australia", to cover for him. Surely Australia won't totally plunge into chaos in the weeks it would be without it's Cheney Clone, it would only mostly plunge into chaos. Well, God's Country's bigger and more important, so we subvert Australia's "independence" to enact an Architectuaral Order: Release your Cheney Clone to us, or all Architecturalists will put you On Notice.

That's right, my fellow Architecturalists. We're calling out Australia. They have 2 weeks to give us their Prime Minister, or we're putting them On Notice. If, by the time Mr. Cheney's fully recovered, they haven't even apologized, Australia is Dead to Us.

I, Lewis "Scooter" Libby, fought in the Plame Affair... and lost.. for now

Architecturalists everywhere are saddened today by the vicious destruction of a Party member. Yes, as of this morning, "Scooter" Libby lost the Plame Affair. He fought hard and valiently, but ultimately, the Plames of Wikiality called him out to a battle to great to handle.

Mr. Libby fought five battles, and won only one. Where were you, Nation? Why didn't you come to aid Mr. Libby in a valient fight for the Truth?

Fortunately, there's still time to help out. The GPE(!) might pardon Mr. Libby, and in the meantime, I suggest we boycott liberal shows like "Meet the Press" (hosted by the vile Tim Russert) and pile billions of dollars to bribe the judges... err pay for Mr. Libby's legal fees...

For those Architecturalists who feel there's more to be done, drop by the Arch and purchase my newest book "How to Break a Fellow Party Member Out of Jail", and request your advance copy of my follow-up book, "So You're in Jail for Trying to Break a Party Member Out: A Traditionalist's Survival Guide to Live on the Inside". They're sure to be best sellers on the Architect Best-Seller List, and they're great for silencing any liberal hippies (just throw it and forget it).