Tuesday, March 6, 2007

I, Lewis "Scooter" Libby, fought in the Plame Affair... and lost.. for now

Architecturalists everywhere are saddened today by the vicious destruction of a Party member. Yes, as of this morning, "Scooter" Libby lost the Plame Affair. He fought hard and valiently, but ultimately, the Plames of Wikiality called him out to a battle to great to handle.

Mr. Libby fought five battles, and won only one. Where were you, Nation? Why didn't you come to aid Mr. Libby in a valient fight for the Truth?

Fortunately, there's still time to help out. The GPE(!) might pardon Mr. Libby, and in the meantime, I suggest we boycott liberal shows like "Meet the Press" (hosted by the vile Tim Russert) and pile billions of dollars to bribe the judges... err pay for Mr. Libby's legal fees...

For those Architecturalists who feel there's more to be done, drop by the Arch and purchase my newest book "How to Break a Fellow Party Member Out of Jail", and request your advance copy of my follow-up book, "So You're in Jail for Trying to Break a Party Member Out: A Traditionalist's Survival Guide to Live on the Inside". They're sure to be best sellers on the Architect Best-Seller List, and they're great for silencing any liberal hippies (just throw it and forget it).

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